hypotheticalcoffee:

“Woah, something’s happening to me, Jess. I want to sit at that desk and veto a law.”
“What are you doing, Nick? That’s someone else’s stuff.”
“Jess, when I put my hand on this desk, I feel sexually proficient for the first time in my life.”

(New Girl, 1x17, Fancyman (Part 1))

nummy nummy come to mama 

(Source: glamour)